I’ve ready many blog posts in this spirit, and since I am struggling for inspiration lately I thought I would create one of my own. I was reading through the keywords that brought people to my blog, and wanted to share a few with you.
Babysitter calculator – Also babysitting rate calculator, babysitting calculator, how much to pay a babysitter, babysitter pay calculator, baby sitter rate calculator, babysitter rate calculator, how much to pay a babysitter per hour…I could go on for a few more paragraphs though my absolute favorite is: what to pay a one time babysitter – is that like a one night stand, it sounds kind of dirty.
Johnny and the sprites songs – see also Johnny and the sprites theme song or “Johnny and the sprites” theme song, and perhaps goofy sprites, Johnny and the sprites minnie show, Johnny and the sprites pictures, and my favorite: Johnny and the sprites horrible. I think the bounce rate was pretty high for most of those searches. Sorry, I guess my Johnny and the Sprites hatred isn’t shared by everyone.
“b cup” padded – hmmm I only wish I could still claim to be that size.
“leave the door open” pee – um okay, see also: blog modesty pee – 100% bounce rate…I guess I wasn’t exactly what that searcher had in mind…though I have no idea what you’d be looking for with that search. There was also: peeing with the door open – you too?
Are hot tubs trashy? – Well not necessarily but I suppose if you filled one with cigarette butts as my kids like to do they can be.
Drain hot tub when going on vacation – but then how will you attract a good housesitter?
How hot can hottub water be for a 10 month old baby? – I say just leave the baby out of the hot tub; he will probably just pee in it anyway.
Biting siblings 4 years old – there is no better activity
How to cook beef jerky fast – I think you just go to the store and buy it, aside from that I say just don’t bother
Slim-fast running – If you can keep down a can of slim-fast while running I admire you, I’m pretty sure it would make me vomit.
The best treadmilling shoes – just in case you don’t know, ‘treadmilling’ is not a real word.
www .you tub .com – Is this a spin-off from YouTube? I don’t want to think about the target audience of YouTub.
Okay there are many more, but I’ve grown bored with this activity.
2 comments:
Because of the title of my blog, and my 'pee' series, I get a couple of hits per day from searches to the effect of, "watch me pee."
Gotta love the weirdo Googlers. I had to remove one of my posts due the frightening hits i was getting. I love the funny ones, just not the frightening ones!
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